CHANTICLEER HEDGEHOGEMONY

This is my fan character, Chanticleer Hedgehogemony. He is a Level 450 Bankai Ninja Guardian Evelertic Sparklehog Pokemon.

Here are his stats:
Age:23
Sex: Lots
Blood Type: C-

Likes:
Long walks on the beach
Myspace
Turtles
Ipods
Cellphones
Justin Bieber
Naruto
Bleach
MTV
Summer Break
Brokencyde
The American Public Education System
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga's Penis
Hard Liquor
Cocaine
Young Children
Selling cocaine to young children
Sparkledogs
Public health-care reform
Creationism
Sonic recolors
Russian economics
Nonsuch Fly Racing
Anal Sex
That taste in your mouth when you first wake up
Masturbating to weight loss infomercials
The smell of napalm in the morning
Jumping out of windows
Penis
Bidoof
Thermodynamics
Gluing his own butt cheeks together so he can't poop
Lobotomy
Scientology
Your mother

Dislikes:
Snakes