Something of a new character I made. Has an addictive hold on my mind not unlike that of Mario, and was the subject of a quite awesome April Fool's joke.

Here's some Roebuttnock statistics:

* 33.3 Americans die from Roebuttnock attacks ever year. Scientists have yet to conclude why this exact number.

*Roebuttnocks live everywhere, even under your bed.

*Roebuttnocks are the only known living descendant of the Robutto Sapien.

*Roebuttnocks use their mustaches to impress mates during mating rituals. They can also expand them to frighten predators, or use them for flight.

*Roebuttnocks are speculated to have invented clothes and glasses before mankind invented the loincloth.

*Roebuttnock's tiny arms are used to lift itself up from sleep, like a Tyrannosaurus.

*One time, a Roebuttnock stared at a chick's bra at the beach, and it popped open. It was hot.