THE TITLE LIST

1. Odin pops his zits with a jackhammer

2. Rainbow of Vomit

3. Beaver Attack

4. Beaver Attack 2: Dam-nation

5. Count Abraham's Famous Hot Wings

6. It's too late for pony rides

7. I want a perfect toe

8. Soothing the savage bowels

9. Leggo my Eggo, you fucking cunt

10. Civilization's Ovaries

11. Mugwump Paradise: The Flying Cunts of Chaos

12. Self Rising Crust Suppositories

13. "Place Der Here"

14. The Vancouver Lawn Gnome Rebellion

15. Neon Jihad

16. Ron Jeremy taught me how to swim

17. You didn't study for the prostate exam

18. Satan's Pep Rally

19. Spruce Goose

20. Lighter Fluid Enema

21. Vacuum Action Tampon

22. Seamen on the Poop Deck

23. Even Bigfoot has sexual urges

24. The false recycling of Toucan Sam

25. I carry my cat in a duffel bag

26. Martin can't eat cheese

27. Tomato fueled Helicopter

28. I took a piss in Waterworld

29. Mickey Mouse sticks carrots up his nose

30. The Loch Ness Monster of Blueberry Mountain

31. Santa never left my house

32. Lumberjacks on Parade

33. Chef Kawasaki's Chopsticks of Malevolence

34. It smells like shit in here

35. MOOOOOO!

36. Speed Hump

37. Freedom Fries

38. Canoes are an inferior form of travel

39. The Underground Bunker of Colonel Cornbread

40. Sims 2 won't let me commit genocide

41. Don't throw bricks straight up

42. Sexual Tension in the Cubicle Farm

43. An hourglass in the clothes dryer never runs out of time

44. Ain't nothin in here but a damn toad

45. The Wrath of Bluebeard's Parrot

46. Get off my lawn!

47. Ultra Whopper: A 20,000 calorie kick in the balls

48. Do Not Pour Contents On People

49. Pancho Villa's Filing Cabinet of Euphoria

50. Urinal Hijinx

51. Minesweeper Sucks Ass

52. The Capuchin Monkey Suicide Hotline

53. Vegetarian Zombies Eat Tofu Brains

54. Sven's Sledgehammer Surprise

55. Clown pregnancy is no laughing matter

56. Code Placebo: The Walrus Initiative

57. A Fistful of Fæces

58. Little Jimmy's Vietnam Flashback

59. Crazy Glue is a terrible lubricant

60. Hulk Hogan's do-rag is the source of his power

61. I paid a hooker to kiss my clavicles

62. Traffic cones are fashionable hats

63. The Hall of Mirrors has no exit

64. Historians of the Future

65. Confetti Battlefield

66. Voyage of The Cocaine Submarine

67. If emoticons where real animals, I'd kill them all

68. Children can STRANGLE in cord loops

69. Don't touch that dial!

70. Airline peanuts taste like failure

71. Send a chimp to the moon, just for the hell of it

72. Colder than a penguin's left nipple

73. Aunt Jemima's Luscious Flapjacks

74. The Big Bong Theory

75. Wayward Grandma

76. The Twin Tater Tots of Terror

77. Hotter than a volcano's buttcrack

78. The FBI is watching you poop

79. The Dried Up Oyster Analogy

80. Madoff stole this title

81. Taskmaster rules my life

82. Whale Sex

83. BMX Super Stunt Action Scooter Bike

84. Bowser Jr's Maternity Test

85. TENTACLE RAPE

86. The Beef Bean Burrito Symphony

87. That's just not kosher

88. Windows Vista becomes sentient

89. BARK!

90. Riddle me this, Batman

91. The End of The Beginning

92. What the Aufbau?

93. Uncle Bill has wheels for feet

94. Vampire Blowjob: The Ultimate Game of Chance

95. Lick my butterballs

96. Nixon's nose is a nuclear weapon

97. Teh Seven Sins of Seymour Stegosaurus

98. Harder than fucking a Cheerio

99. Indiana Jones and The Golden Toilet Seat

100. 2012 Doomsghey: The universe gets punched in the face

101. Gypsies in a blender

102. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft pole

103. Language Farts

104. You ain't seen nothin till you download a muffin

105. Soup of the Day

106. Shrek's dick looks like a cucumber

107. Silicone Silly Putty

108. Acid Re-Fucks Disease

109. Voodoo Poodle

110. A horse divided against itself cannot stand

111. Now that's what I call a bannana

112. Buy Jack's Juicer, or you'll die

113. In space, no one can hear you fart

114. Origin of Feces

115. You have been eaten by a wandering grue

116. I am your spleen

117. Hobosexual

118. Igloo Insurance

119. Intolerable Ax

120. Humdinger


Sheamus List

S1: My cousin's hand-me-downs are trying to eat me

S2: Dandelions: The Epitome of Evil

S3: Why can't we all share our beds? Because it's fucking gross, that's why.

S4: Sham-wow 2: Vince's Revenge!

S5: Stoned Skydiving is the new Drunk Bullfighting

S6: Just tell me which freaking castle the Princess is in!

S7: Procrastinating Penguins of Portugal

S8: Satan's Kittens

S9: Charlie bit my finger, so I bit off his foot

S10: Kentucky Fried Shrooms

S11: Too many OBGYNs

S12: When the lights go down in the city...is when the looting starts

S13: Fingers of Hatred

S14: A De-Horned Unicorn

S15: Best Zombie Apocalypse Ever

S16: A very angry little chinchilla

S17: Sounds like Fred forgot to take his meds again

S18: A Sensible Oxymoron

S19: Clocks in the Clouds

S20: If only the S was a 4

S21: Happy Fire Trio

S22: It may be pink, but it's still manly

S23: Left-over Left-overs

S24: It depends on your definition of 'molestation.'

S25: The Fun Gun